How to apologize to the signs

ARIES: Don’t beat around the bush with forthright Aries. Just fucking ask for their forgiveness, admit you did something wrong, apologize for it, and promise to never do the same mistake again. Stick to your word, because Aries has no tolerance for broken promises. Don’t wait for a “good time” to apologize. You can even apologize in public if you’ve wounded Aries’ ego.

TAURUS: Taurus is the most stubborn sign in the zodiac. If the two of you have had a fight, you need to admit that you were wrong. Until you do, your conversations will remain stalled. IF YOU WERE RIGHT AND WON’T WANNA SAY THAT YOU’RE WRONG, HOWEVER, well, you’re going to have a bad time.

GEMINI: Send a funny note of apology. Nothing breaks down Gemini’s reserve like humor. If you’ve made a serious error, write a heartfelt letter asking for your friend/lover’s forgiveness and send it overnight express. If you really want to smooth things over with this lover, you’ve got to communicate. Otherwise, Gemini will sense you are holding something back

CANCER: Making up with Cancer requires patience, delicacy, and tact. Their feelings are easily bruised. Then, hug. Just hug them. Cancer might never forget, but can forgive. If Cancer still pouts after your apology, fix a home-cooked meal for ‘em or something. Make them know that you still care. Or hug again.

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